So, Darth Vader and Beethoven have a baby…

and this is its theme music:


“The Imperial March (Darth Vader’s Theme)”

as interpreted by Richard Grayson


The composer of the original piece is a jerk, as I’ve mentioned before, so that’s all the credit needed.

percocet: apply directly to the brain!


Claude Debussy


Pour le piano

It’s a miracle I even know what day it is. Consciousness is overrated, amirite?

“benedicta tu in mulieribus”

“Ave Maria”

Charles Gounod / Johann Sebastian Bach


Performed by Bobby McFerrin and audience

This is my favorite performance of this song; not only because it’s so cool, but because Prelude No. 1 in C from The Well Tempered Clavier is my favorite song to just play on any piano I come in contact with, and hearing Bobby McFerrin singing it is just so awesome. It’s my “Stairway to Heaven” in a piano store.